The Richest Man

Hello ladies& gentleman, I am the richest man in the world, Brian.

Wow, today there are so many people here, to listen to my speech. I am wondering if you want to be a successful and rich man like me?

Don’t be shy! Please speak it out. “Show me the money!” loud “Show me the money! “Yes show me the money. Money is not dirty, when you are nothing, money is everything; when you are something, and money is something too. How do I live without you, I want you money. Yes no money we can’t live. Do you agree with me? (Yes) “Show me the money!”

When I was little, my parents could not afford me to go to the kindergarten, even didn’t buy any toys for me. When I after school, I had to help my parents factory work. Perhaps I got used to it, so I didn’t bother my parents, no holiday no outing, its fine. Just work at home and play with my Piggy. (Show the piggy bank),

Every day I feed it a dollar, day by day, until now, every day I feed my piggy 100 dollars, and now I have 45 piggys.(pause) my piggys have different size, small, medium and large. Can u believe that? Like my turtles, I give my each turtle a name as well as my piggys. 

"ㄚ扁&阿珍&趙健銘. (pause)”I hope my piggys can earn muchness money, just like them!  I love the feeling when they are getting fatter and fatter, especially I like to shake them all the time and listen to the sound of money. So my first step to manage my fortune is no matter how much money u make, keep it and save it.

However, when those piggys grow up, don’t just put them under the bed at home, there are some simple steps to manage money and make it bigger and bigger.

First, don’t put all eggs in a same basket; don’t put all eggs in a same basket. In financial term; we call it “risk management”

We can put some eggs in the stocks, some in real estate, and some in the funds. .basically you have already had a group of hens, and they are ready to lays more eggs. If they not be killed. So the second step is. Watch! This is very important. Set up an account without tax, and you can really own your money, the government will not share with you a penny, ha-ha, this is key point, so I’m a financial master. Now, imagine you are billionaire, why can we do? We can do anything for people and the world. The world will be more peace. Money is not everything, but everything!

Trust me, you can be rich! And you need. This is your duty.

Ring ring ring…

Time it’s up? Oh~ no, it’s time to wake up, I have to go to work. My mouth so numb…

mmmmmm, I just made a wonderful dream, such a nice dream.

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