In my first speech I talked about myself. This time let me talk about ¡§him¡¨. Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, what does ¡§Mr. right¡¨ mean to u? At our last meeting, the always beautiful Angie delivered a speech titled ¡§different proper age for marriage¡¨. It really impressed me a lot. She kept talking about ¡§Marriage, marriage, marriage.¡¨ All I could feel was ¡§Headache, headache and headache. ¡§ I went home that night and thought.¡¨ Am I really old enough to consider this ¡§a problem¡¨¡¨? I have to call it ¡§a problem¡¨ if my wrinkles keep telling u how old I am. Besides, I can not ignore the red bomb in my hand, especially since it is from a friend my age, before the Chinese new year. Have u ever seen a 7-11 Guan dong chu commercial? Winter is here. It is cold, right? Don¡¦t u just envy the young couple, sitting close eating Guan Dong Chu together. You do, don¡¦t you? I got someone better than that. I have already got him, but something about the one I have stops him from being Mr. Right. I ask myself everyday w.h.y. why..?
Here is a story. In the old Greek age, a great artist and sculptor. he is called ¡§Pygmalion.¡¨ One day his friend gave him an ivory elephant tusk. He started thinking about what to make with it. He finally decided to sculpt a beautiful and gorgeous lady. He gave it a name ¡§Galatea¡¨. He worked very hard. When he finished the sculpture, some rich men offered him good price to buy it, but he said NO. Every time he looked at this sculpture, something happened, little by little, he fell in love with his sculpture ¡§ Galatea¡¨, he prayed to God with all his heart, turn Galatea into a real woman. God was very touched by Pygmalion¡¦s strong affection, the god of love Cupid shot an arrow through this sculpture, The sculpture became a real woman. His dream finally came true.
Let me suppose ¡§Pygmalion effect¡¨ as my expectation for the one with me, based on the four elements of Mr. Right. Let¡¦s see if we are made for each other. First,¡¨Age¡¨, people usually say age is not a problem, yeah, I agree, except for the teenagers. So he passes this test. Second¡¨ Height and weight¡¨, how tall is good for me ? as strong as Michael Jordan? Woo¡KIt is probably difficult for me to kiss and hug him, so strong but not too strong. Here he is still a pass. Next,¡§ Fortune¡¨.. it is quite sensitive to talk about money, I love money, it would be better if he can make money a little bit ! I don¡¦t even imagine he is an Arabic oil tycoon, at least he can¡¦t be the homeless, sleeps in the park. Here my darling falls a little short. The last element, ¡§ Loyalty¡¨ all ladies in Fluency hate very much this kind of men who put the legs on two boats, right? ¡§ Ladies, do u hate this kind of men¡¨( All ladies must say , Yes , I do ) How about u , Brian( a man also says Yes, I do), do u? See, it is almost done. My expectation for Mr. right is almost done by your agreement. He is so loyal it is unbelievable, my darling. So now, I can open my mind to say something to him, honestly.( raise my hand and swear)
¡§ Dear, my dear, we have been together for 11 years, I am happy ,no matter how late I come home and no matter when I need u, u are always there for me, if there is no accident, I would definitely marry u, but ( hand down) , we are so ¡Kdifferent, how could I say YES to¡K.( show the pic of my puppy)¡K. my doggy.....?¡¨That¡¦s him. His name is Michael. Toast Master.