A Case For The FBI

       The phone rings at FBI headquarters.  "Hello?" "Hello, is this FBI?"  "Yes. What do you want?"  "I'm calling to report my neighbor Tom.  He is hiding marijuana in his firewood."  "This will be noted."  Next day, the FBI comes over to Tom's house. They search he shed where the firewood at Tom and leave.  The phone rings at Tom's house.  "Hey, Tom! Did the FBI come?"  "Yeah!"  "Did they chop your firewood?"  "Okay, now it's your turn to call." I need my garden plowed.
 

Exchange Sandwiches

        Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks.  Then they produced sandwiches form their briefcases and started to eat.  The waiter became quite concerned and marched over and told them, "You can't eat your won sandwiches in here!"  The attorneys looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches.
 

Bank Robbery

        Two accountants are in a bank, when armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers, others line the customers, including the accountants, up against a wall, and proceed to take their wallets, watches, etc. While this is going on, accountant number one jams something in accountant number tow's land. Without looking down, accountant number two whispers, "What is this?"  "to which accountant number one replies," it's that $50 I owe you."
 

Lawyer's Advice

        A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was approached by a man who asked advice on how to handle his ulcer.  The doctor mumbled some medical advice, the turned to the lawyer and asked, "How do you handle the situation when you are asked for advice during a social function?"  "Just send an account for doctor arrived at his surgery and issued the ulcer-stricken man a $50 account."  That afternoon he received a $100 account form the lawyer.