Beauty is nothing but a mistake                         

There are two bottles of drinks here, which one do you think is the most beautiful?

Tell me, what's beautiful? Beauty is something that can catch your eyes easily. Gorgeous flowers, green grass, scenery on a country road, a Da Vinci painting (Monalesa), or a magnificent building (like Taipei 101). But remember, beauty is only in the eyes of the beholder; maybe in someone else’s opinion, an ant, a cockroach, a spider, or a mouse are much more beautiful. That is why beautiful Luisa married Allan.

It is human nature to appreciate beautiful things, because it can give you more pleasure. For example, when you go to a restaurant, you will be more eager to eat the food if the dishes are colorful and well-presented. You will be in a good mood all day long when you get a smile from a handsome guy --like裴永俊 or Brain and Angus.

But put aside the pleasure, beauty sometimes brings trouble!

No matter if it's her choice or not, a beautiful woman is always connected to a romantic story. There are so many rumors about who is 林志玲、蕭薔、or Sammi's boy friend. And no matter how hard a beautiful woman works for success in her career, people always suspect that her achievements are because of some〝secret 〞relationship.

Beautiful women can’t even enjoy their privacy because they are always followed by 壹周刊's paparazzi.

Beautiful women can not age; otherwise their fans will be heart-broken. So they must spend a lot of money to keep themselves forever young and beautiful. They use SkII and Ocean Na Na on their skin as if it were free of charge, and constantly need face massage or even plastic surgery.

Beautiful women must take care of their public image everywhere and every minute. So they should dress up elegantly even if they are waiting for the garbage truck on the street.

But do you know what our old Chinese books say about beauty? According to the fortune teller, a blessed woman should have a flat nose, a big mouth, fat ears, a round face like a king size pizza, and beer barrel sized waist, a big bottom and radish legs. (so she is capable to get more work and get more kids) And I found a perfect example to match these requirements, that is 鍾欣凌-粉紅豬. She fits 100%.Of course, if she can lose some weight, it will be better. And that is the reason why people say the pig is the luckiest animal. (For this standard, I think I’m disqualified, no wonder I’m still single.)

But strangely, whenever I meet new friends, they always ask me the same question: how many husbands do you have? Oh, no, I mean how many children do you have? When I reply: I'm not married yet, and no boy friend right now. I can see they are so surprised, as if I am the biggest liar they have ever met. I think I am a beautiful girl, totally healthy, physically and mentally. But why am I still single, and I have no romance in my life…………….yet. (Cindy said that is because the men in Taichung are all blind, thanks for the comfort.)

The most important thing is that I want to be myself. I work hard, I am independent.  I do my best to create my own fate, not totally rely on my beautiful face. I have fun with you guys and I enjoy the warm atmosphere with my family. I love to read and to be alone, but not lonely. For me, being beautiful is not the key point, living beautifully is my choice. I can not choose how I look when I was born, but I can choose to broaden my horizon, enrich my life, or at least enrich my pocket!

These two bottles, one is soda, colorful and attractive, but it will damage our health. The other one is just mineral water, no color and no smell, but we need it every day. Now, my dear fellow member, please tell me, which one is the most beautiful?

I choose this one. The beautiful shape of coca-cola with healthy mineral water inside.

Toastmaster

Beauty is nothing but a skin deep